* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone . Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
THANKS Meg for the post and Pat for being my Margarita Model and Benji's on Stone Island (Awesome Margaritas!) the secret ingredient is good old Fresca folks.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Baja BCS - Mainland Mexico - Baja BCS - Mainland Mexico
It's been a very, very busy 6 months on board SVAquadesiac. We went back to California for the Holidays and the New Year then again in March for the wedding of our youngest offspring. It's been really hard to even try to keep up on the blog. Not to mention we were one computer short for awhile. My last post was when we were in Mazatlan. Now it is April and we are back in La Paz, BCS getting ready to head North up into the Sea of Cortez for about a month. We have about 40 days to head up to the Sea and over to the San Carlos area to a marina for yet another trip back to California! I actually get a lot of things accomplished when I go back to California every 3 months. I go through the mail, pay some bills, do a little home maintenance and visit lots and lots of people. I'm not sure but I think I might see some of these people more now that I'm technically not there anymore. It was just something I was thinking about the other day. I will venture into my picasa album and sort through some photos and write a few stories to post on the blog soon, really soon.
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